Odds and Ends: Kerry’s Struggle
Posted by Mike on February 10, 2006
Though extremely rare, the horrifying medical condition known as Olsenosis has stricken Kerry, our twenty-seven year old daughter. Medical experts are baffled by the illness which causes its victims - usually young women - to assume a moronic, lip pursing stare. The disease was first discovered in the late 1990’s after researchers examined thousands of photographs of the Olsen twins, Mary Kate and Ashley. To date there is no cure.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:15 am
AHHH! Seriously, I cannot stop laughing! That was great!
Kerry’s lip-purses could beat the Olsen twins ANY day!
July 17th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
My sister suffers from a similar disease called intentional goofy smile syndrome. Doctors are working hard to cure her, but no success yet. I’ll keep you informed. I really hope she pulls through. I wish the same for Kerry. Good Luck.
February 11th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Obviously, she is a product of her enviornment (Mike).